How Scotts Identify a Muslim

From Pramod Agrawal < >

 

Scottish Diplomacy  (Slightly re-worded, and last item added by skanda987)
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:  1. If one refines heroin for a living,

but one has a moral objection to liquor.  One may be a Muslim  2. If one owns a £3,000 machine gun and £5,000 rocket launcher,

but one can’t afford shoes, One may be a Muslim  3. If one has more wives than teeth,  One may be a Muslim  4. If one wipes one’s butt with one’s bare hand,

but considers bacon unclean, One may be a Muslim  5. If one thinks vests come in two styles:

Bullet-proof and suicide,  One may be a Muslim  6. If one can’t think of anyone against whom

one hasn’t declared Jihad,  One may be a Muslim  7. If one considers television dangerous,

but routinely carries explosives in one’s clothing,  One may be a Muslim  8. If one was amazed to discover that cell phones

have uses other than setting off roadside bombs, One may be a Muslim 9. If one treats women not as human but a private property

and think every man should own at least four,  One may be a Muslim  10. If one find this offensive or racist

and doesn’t forward it,  One may be a Muslim

 

11. If one joins a gang to rape non-Muslim females of any age in public and in daylight,

and kills one’s daughter, sister, or mother because she was found to have an affair with another man,

One may be a Muslim